the emperor would like to skip town. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on May 11th, 2008 @ 3:44pm ] What's Japan like this time of year? 9 comments |post comment

the emperor is uneasy. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on May 4th, 2008 @ 7:26pm ] ( Private to Nava, Breakfast Club can read. ) ( Private to Breakfast Club. ) 10 comments |post comment

the emperor is not pleased by the postman. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on April 11th, 2008 @ 7:08pm ] Rose, can't you have your things delivered to, you know, your own place? 97 comments |post comment

the emperor makes an observation. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on April 5th, 2008 @ 8:48pm ] I think it's safe to say that we are now completely out of food. Got anything to say on the subject, Nava? 12 comments |post comment

the emperor puzzles over the upcoming nuptials. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on March 21st, 2008 @ 12:16am ] So, people usually bring dates to weddings, or is it socially acceptable to show up without arm candy? And I need a fucking present. 22 comments |post comment

the emperor says it's rabbit season. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on March 14th, 2008 @ 10:28pm ] Nava, you won't pick up your damn phone but there's about a ninety-nine per cent chance you're huddled in some corner with your Compendium. So. We're all out of orange juice and I can't find my jacket. Should probably go shopping tomorrow. Sometime before three in the afternoon, thanks. 52 comments |post comment

the emperor's immune system leaves something to be desired. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on March 6th, 2008 @ 3:24pm ] Louise, I could really use some orange juice, if you've got a minute. (long pause, as napoleon is sneezing his face off.) Tissues. Bring tissues. 178 comments |post comment

the emperor checks the lost and found. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:03pm ] Anyone seen my wallet? (...) ROSE. 42 comments |post comment

the emperor lays down some ground rules. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on February 28th, 2008 @ 3:41pm ] Nava. Please. My home is your home, that kind of thing. You can help yourself to anything in my flat, it doesn't matter, I don't mind. Except for the wardrobe. Paws off. 10 comments |post comment

the emperor is extremely disturbed. [ Posted by NAPOLEON on February 25th, 2008 @ 6:11am ] ( Private to Rose. ) Nava, don't know if we're going anywhere yet, but pack your shit just in case. San Diego okay? 26 comments |post comment

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